Sunday, 15 May 2016

Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi

Hi, guys today we are presenting the double meaning jokes. which is pretty much interesting ever.. Double Meaning Jokes– Today we are presenting such a awesome jokes. Did you know what is double meaning jokes, Yes? or No? Ok If you know. Then It’s good if you don’t know then let me describe you. The jokes have double meaning like if you see something in kitchen. Suddenly you said that you are hungry because you think that your make give it to you. I know guys that our mom is really caring they can give without ask but sometime for fun. Then it’s called  double meaning sentence.
Same as in double meaning jokes when a jokes have two different meaning. Sometime it looks dirty but what is it. just a normal jokes and sometime it looks veg joke but have a huge dirty meaning on other side.
Guys you need some special power to understand the double meaning jokes. Hahah. Don’t confuse That special power is dirty and non dirty both mind. Now a time there is no one who don’t have dirt mind may be someone else. So I can say that everyone can easily understand these double meaning jokes easily.

Top 10 Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi

double meaning jokes
Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi
Saare kapre geele ho gaye
Pehle to ek ghanta karte the
Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya
1 Ghanta hi buhat tha
.
ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.
Girl to riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai
.
.
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.
1 Girl ask 2 Pappu : Woh kya hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hai?
Pappu : Legs.
Girl : Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
Pappu: Pocket.
Girl : Woh kya hai jo log din mein karne k bajaye raat ko bistar pe karte hain.
Pappu: Neend puri karte hain.
Girl : Woh kya hai jo larki pehli dafa karwate hue dard se roti hai?
Pappu : Kaan mein chhed.
Aap bhi apni soch pappu ki tarah saaf rakhein.
Best Double Meaning Jokes
A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye.
Best Double Meaning Jokes
Exam ke baad ladkiya kya sochati hain?
1 : Kitna Lamba tha.
2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata.
3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha.
4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya.
Pota : Dada ji yeh C00ND0M kya hota hai?
Dada : Chal bhaag nalayak kahin ka mujhe nahi pata.
Pota : Main janata tha. Aapko pata hota to aaj jayadaad ke 14 tukde nahi hote.
Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra the : Pandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun?
Student : Sir, kyun ki jinki aankhein hoti hain unko aur bhi kaam hote hain.
Best Double Meaning Jokes
Girl- Aaj mat dalo.
Boy- Kyon?
Girl- Kal tum daal k so gaye. Bahut dard hua, main puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta raha mujhe lagata hai ye.
-EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-
Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye.
Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE.
Best Double Meaning Jokes
Remove your Shirt,
Remove your Pants too,
ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh….
Finally the suitcase is closed.
Hahaha! It is really a cool collection. hope you are Laughing now by read these awesome Double meaning jokes. If you are looking to read more then why you are waiting for guys just scroll little bit down and read other double meaning jokes and keep enjoy you day or night maybe.
Top 10 Double Meaning Jokes (#2)
double meaning jokes
Some Basic Rules After Marriage. 
1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye
KHABAR.
2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye
HAATH.
3.Uska Bar Bar Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye
PAIR.
4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye
TAREEF.
5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo
Monthly Salary.
Best Double Meaning Jokes
Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:
Patna kahan par hai?
Larki-Bihar mein
Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai.
Best Double Meaning Jokes
Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you.
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!.
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya…Bad news for you.
Best Double Meaning Jokes
Teri lita k lu.
Ya bitha k lu.
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara.
ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri.
Photo.
kaise lu.
Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac…. tacatac..
De tacatac…. tacatac..
.
Stupid I am playing table tennis.
Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken
To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it “IN”
she pushes it.
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
Offo kya kerte ho.
Door hat jao.
Koi dekhega to kya Sochega?
Aqal nahi hai kya?
Uff abi nahi karona.
Akele me kar lena.
Naak saaf.
Hamesha ganda hi sochna gande dimaag.
kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy??
Wo mota sa,
Aas-paas baal,
Naram-naram
Uper se cover…
Never??
Jhoot bolte ho?
.
Kabhi butta nahi khaya?
Best Double Meaning Jokes
What’s An Average 6 Inch Long.
Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE.

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